Hugues

Ahhh, ik kwam niet bij van het lachen:

Dear Brüno, is it okay to “manscape” down there?

It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though — yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed.
Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo.
In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus.
Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching — on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

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