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A white guy named David discovers every variation of his name on Facebook is already taken, and finally reconsiders the condescending contempt he’s always had for black people who give their kids unique names. This tiny bit of racial reconsideration is the only unequivocally good news to come out of the Facebook Usernames launch.

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Dear Brüno, is it okay to “manscape” down there?

It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though — yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed.
Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo.
In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus.
Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching — on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.