Huug & Druug

I Really hate these people. I hope one day, each individual blogscraping thief suddenly slips on a big phlegmy wad of some tuberculosis laden creepy person’s spit, which causes them to careen forward into a plate glass window, which they of course break, which causes them to have several nasty gashes all over their nether-regions, after which some mangy stray dog comes along and (having also slipped on the same phlegm) is so frightened by the whole thing that the dog accidentally relieves himself all over their gaping wounds. Now, Before said blogscraper has the chance to get up, some very mean-spirited lady (in a hurry because she was making pickles and ran out of vinegar) happens along and also slips on the phlegm. Pickle lady skids and falls on top of the dog and the blogscraper, dropping the jug of vinegar (which happens to have a faulty seal) and douses blogscraper with vinegar. Pickle lady is angry because she will have to go buy more vinegar and assumes the phlegm is the blogscraper’s so she pummels him/her with her (very heavily-laden) purse. The dog, angry because he too has been doused with vinegar, bites the blogscraper and runs off, never to be found again, forcing the blogscraper to have to endure a series of rabies shots.

This… is my toned down version of what I wish would happen to these assholes.

Because I’m a nice person.

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